Fighting with my mom
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| Friend: | when I'm single, no one wants me |
|---|---|
| Friend: | when I'm taken, everyone wants me |
| Me: | no one ever wants me so lol |
| Drake: | You calling me a liar?! |
|---|---|
| Josh: | I ain't calling you a truther! |
| Josh: | You want a mouth full of fist?! |
| Drake: | You want a butt full of foot?! |
| Josh: | I hope you go bald! |
| Drake: | I hope they cancel Oprah! |
| Josh: | *GASP* You take that back! |
When my mom wakes me up:
She’s all like:
And i’m all like:
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Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
nope
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justin bieber + chris brown =
actually
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